Insomniacs Inc.

If you ...

• Cannot sleep for more than six hours.
• Have been a night owl for the past 10 years.
• Need to exhaust self extensively so sleep comes, and generally cannot fall asleep without effort.
• Find medications not working.
• Have disturbing dreams and feel crappy all day long because of them.

Then ... join us. We have nothing for you except sympathy. Because everything else has failed.