Jul 31, 2008

"August Rush"

Now this ... was a good movie.

Freddie Highmore's got an allure. That's what I kept thinking throughout this film. His small sweet dimple and his frank toothiness are just about the things that will keep you going when you're slightly sickened by Scottish/Irish warbles by Johanathan Rhys Meyers. Keri Russel on the other hand, is much more tolerable than the guy who actually makes your sweet tooth hurt when he smiles. Really. Too much. I need to gag every time he comes onscreen. And the odd part is, I don't even know why.

The story revolves around a small boy in a children's home who insists that he 'hears music' and can also 'hear his parents' through this music. At the brunt of many a tease and in desperation to find his parents, Evan (Highmore) manages to run away from his shelter and comes to New York where his music carries him to an abandoned theater where musical runaways such as himself manage to make a living under the care and supervision of the the bordering-on-insane street-borne "The Wizard" (Robin Williams) who provides him the realization that he has a gift unlike any other and names him August Rush. Evan's talent also takes him all the way from a church choir ("Raise It Up" - also performed at the Oscars) to Julliard School of Music onto August's Rhapsody in C Minor at Central Park.



The film is cliched and nauseating as it can possibly be when it comes to the romance of Conolley and Novacek, but is as unique and touching when it comes to the story of August Rush who hears beyond the music of instruments and notes.

A work of art with its dramatic and musical connections in the film and a captivating performance by the little boy that could. Bravo. Bravo, indeed.

"Enchanted"

For those of us who got irritated aplenty by Oscar fillers such as "The Happy Working Song" due to the Writer's Strike and refused to digest anything Disney after that, I actually managed to tread where no man ... or Disney-affronted woman, at least ... could go before.


I actually did watch the movie.

Enchanted brings back many memories of old princesses and their happily-ever-afters. A time when you actually wanted to sing long complicated melodies to express happiness. Those were simpler times.

It is a collision of those days of Disney-galore and modern day Manhattan when the evil stepmother bestows the worst fate on our princess in entire Disney history: she sends them to the real world. Where people have lost their faiths in princesses, castles, prince charmings and especially happily-ever-afters.

Enter divorce attorney McDreamy and his adorable young daughter to be rescued from the disillusioned by the slightly disoriented princess from Andalasia where she was to marry her Prince Charming. One thing leads to another and you find her cutting up tapestry to make dresses. The good news is she's not the least bit psychotic, even though everyone thinks it.

Disney had a golden era. It's plain as day that it isn't coming back the way it was, with third generation graphics, CGI-produced brilliances such as Horton Hears a Who, Shrek and Toy Story. It's a different kind of an illusion now. Not with fairy tales maybe, but with a fairy-tale-ish version of how we can recreate the world we're losing faith in.

So the verdict is, that despite it's cheesy melodies and irritatingly insect-filled "Happy Working Song" it still manages to stick to your hums (Alan Menken's gotta be given that credit - not a lot of people can forget classics like Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Hunchback of Notre Dame etc.) and the sweetness of big-eyed Amy Adams can grow on you if you recall the times you wished you were a princess in a land of far far away.

"You Don't Mess With The Zohan"

Although we can only trust Adam Sandler to make fun of religion, society, sexuality, culture and now political situations as that of the Palestenians vs. Israelis, this movie fails to impress me at any level whatsoever. If it was supposed to be funny, I didn't laugh. If it was supposed to be cute, it made me barf. And if it was supposed to be about coexistence, somehow the message at the end of the movie was - you can only do it if you're in New York.


Please save yourself the time and the effort and watch Big Daddy again if you're craving some laughs that bad.

"Made of Honor"


Boring, not-worth-the-time, cliched and has been done over a million times. If you want to watch McDreamy in action, might as well go for "Enchanted".

Jul 29, 2008

A Very Pakistani Tag.

Do you love rain:
Hmm. I'd have to concede a yes.

Is it raining:
Yes.

What is the most profound aftermath of it that you see around you:
A car won't stop honking. But to quote the classic Carpenters ... We've only just begun!

Did the electricity get shot as soon as the rain began (stupid question, I know, but humor me. I'm going somewhere with this):
Yes.

How long did the power shortage go on for (see?):
24/48 hours.

Your coping mechanism for all the destruction around you:
Laugh it off. Message everyone insane updates. Cook yummy stuff. Sing.

What you've learnt from monsoon-in-Karachi?
You can't stop it. Might as well enjoy it. Karachi won't be Karachi if it's not made to be loved without the disasters.

All ye who read are tagged.

Jul 27, 2008

roflmao.

Once again, Saira provides me a radical dose of laughter on Facebook.

This is a decidedly original comment of hers on a picture that I put up there.

Saira Amin (Pakistan) wrote
at 5:36pm

u look like one of those ghosts they have in the movies jo hero ko khowab main aati hai aur jis ki life ki story per hero research ker raha hota hai..and in the end he falls in love with her hehe i know this sounds funny but bewitching si picture hai.

and dont kill me :P its supposed to be a compliment :P

Jul 26, 2008

Out of the blue.

I remember Street Frogs.


Do you?

Whimsical honay main kia hai.


Taken from a highly expensive and currently atop my want-to-buy list camera ... This is Harry.

Okay.

I can post silly things every once in a while too, you know.

Jul 25, 2008

Cliched but true.

I don't know what phase of life I'm in to be quoting a Facebook sticker, but this hit.

I've made mistakes n my life.
I've let people take advantage of me,
and I accepted way less than I deserve.
But I've learned from my bad choices and
even though there are some things I can never get back
and people who will never be sorry,
I'll know better next time and
I won't settle for anything less than I deserve.

Hufsa's advice.

Hufsa: You know what you need? A vacation!


Yes, Huffy, I do.

I really, really do.